June is coming.

We've been working pretty hard here at The Dumb White Husband and feel we've earned a little break. We won't take one though. What we are going to do is wind May down now and take the last couple of weeks to make June rock.

We're going to be talking summer movies next month and we want to make sure that their is nothing but thrilling, big-budget worthy content to fill your screen for the entire month.

We'd also like to invite you along. Check out the coming soon feature and contact us if you'd like to play a long as we take a look at the summer movies of the past and present.

Thanks for reading. We'll be back soon.

The End of the World as You've Never Known It

I wrote a book called Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors. It takes places after the end of the world and follows the attempts of humanity to reestablish itself after everything has been blown to hell. So, you know, a comedy.


The story follows two men who have chosen to make their post-apocalyptic living as roaming heroes. Unfortunately, not many people need their help and they're forced to compete whenever they happen to find a town that's in trouble.

In this story, that town happens to be New Hope. Raiders are coming to plunder and pillage their town. Did they choose the right hero to protect them?

Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors is on sale today for just 99 cents.

That's a whole lot of apocalypse for under a buck. Please check it out.

 

Too Much is Never Enough

As engine power has risen over the past decade it makes me wonder how much is enough. 

Dumb White Husbands vs Zombies

Free Vampires!

Well…okay. Not ALL the vampires are free.

This one is, though.
Joe Vampire: The Afterlife is the second book in the Joe Vampire Threelogy, and it's free for Kindle from Friday 5/17 through Sunday 5/19. If you've thought about trying it but haven't gotten around to it, now's as good a time as any to pick up a copy on the house.

CarTune-ish

None of these songs actually talk about cars, though they all make reference to them in some way or another. I know, I know: rock stars are kind of confusing. It’s probably all the drugs. 

Little Red Corvette – Prince In this one, the Tiny Purple Dude is actually calling the girl he’s singing about oh-so-respectfully a little red Corvette. He never once even alludes to her driving a Corvette. She could be in a Dart for all anyone knows, or a Pinto. Which is why he has to make the comparison. Isn’t music magical sometimes?

Why We're Wrong Wednesday: Because We Don't Want to Be Wrong

In the never ending quest to find out why we're wrong, it's sometimes good to hear that doing that makes us wrong too.

Why you're wrong. Hm. Been thinking on this more, especially after some of the posts from my female cohorts lately. I dare say, we wives are turning into DUMB white wives. I can feel the preaching coming on, so I'll change course and relate my own experience and perspective. (Watch out, Boys, this could turn into a cat fight LOL)

Tell Us About The POS You Loved.

Mine was an '84 Camaro that I bought for $300. I worked on just about every part of that car.

What piece of crap car did you love? Tell us about it.

What Kind of Car Will My Kid Drive?

My son turned 9 the other day and asked if he could have my car when he turned 16. I smiled and reassured him that there was no way in hell he was getting my car, or one remotely like it, when he turned 16. I think it's dangerous to give a kid an underpowered first car, but he's not getting anything with a Hemi badge on it to start.

This led to him asking what kind of car he could get.

What the bears were all about.

I've been putting up drawings of bears for a couple of months now and have been a total jerk when it comes to telling you what they're all about. I can finally say.

The bears were illustrations for my first kids book, If.