The dumb white husband is the everyman that popular media serves up as the butt of every joke. There is no shame in this. It’s a proud American tradition to laugh at the family patriarch. We’re not here to complain about it. We’re here to celebrate it. We’re here to help every man live up to his full potential as a Dumb White Husband.
It’s me. It’s you. It’s that guy and what’s his face.
How are we going to do this?
> Dumb White Husbands like guy stuff, so we’ll talk about cars and tools and movies and stuff.
> Dumb White Husbands are bad at chores, so we’ll talk about how to screw those up so you’ll never have to do them again.
> Dumb White Husbands are lazy so we may have a whole section dedicated to hammocks.
> Dumb White Husbands love their beer, so we can talk about beer.
> Dumb White Husbands are often fathers, so parenting may enter the discussion.
> Dumb White Husbands need heroes, so we will celebrate the greatest dumb white husbands in history.
> Dumb White Husbands are accidentally rude, so we’ll talk about etiquette and how to mess that up as well.
As you can see, we’ve got a lot to talk about.