Tech Gifts For Mother’s Day

You’re scrambling, aren’t you? Of course you are. Mother’s Day seemed so far away, and it is just hitting you now that it’s just a few days away. So after more than a decade of being married to her, you know full well that you could just wimp out and buy some flowers. She would still love you, and she would say that they’re beautiful, but she knows (and you know she knows) that it means you didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about the gift. 

So man up.
Of course your wife already has a phone charger. But does she have one that your teenage son won’t borrow and forget to return? No? Then get this one, and make sure that you announce the “mermaid” part loudly.

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This isn’t just an average “wristband tracking device”. No, it’s a sexy one. It’s sleek and chic, and it tells all the other jogger moms that your wife is classy. You should always let your wife out-class the other wives, but let her do it in subtle ways – those Coach purses try too hard.
If you wife doesn’t use exercise to get herself revved up in the morning, then she probably falls into the other camp: coffee. Don’t try to pronounce it in front of anyone. Just call it “the espresso maker” and you’ll be fine.
Marley Chant Bluetooth Speaker
If your music-loving wife doesn’t already have a Bluetooth speaker, you should get her one. Sadly, there are way too many to choose from. This is the one I bought for my wife, and the sound is excellent. Not only that, but it has a zipper. A zipper! If that doesn’t scream girly speaker, I don’t know what does.

About the author:
Todd Trann has been programming computers since 1983, and is a self-proclaimed geek and Dumb White Husband. He already bought his wife flowers for Mother’s day. You can find him on Twitter at @toddtrann.

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