I write “dude lit”, stories with dude-ish sensibilities, laden with sarcasm and profanity. And sometimes vampires. But not always.
(the squirrel whisperer/twodoggarage/daddy not-so-much-bucks) is an accidental novelist, anti-rhyme-ologist, oxygen inhaler, carbon dioxide exhaler who often gen erates harmonious sounds with various instruments of different historical importance. his work has appeared on cool places around the 1’s and 0’s like Black Lantern Press, Front Row Lit, Dumb White Husband and The Wordcount Podcast.
Clayton is a Midwestern writer who once erroneously referred to himself as a national treasure. His most endearing trait is his inability to listen to reason. He is not entirely sure that yetis don’t exist. He writes books and plays, mostly.
I am a book blogger at Consuming Worlds, a food blogger at Culinary Brainchild, high school Culinary Arts teacher and mom to 5 fantastic boys. I’m a little bit crazy and a whole lot weird, but with my life you sort of have to be. I would love to chat books or food with all of you. Feel free to stop by either one of my blogs.