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Ask a DUMB WHITE HUSBAND – Whatcha Doin?

Why does my husband always ask me, “Whatcha doin’?” when he walks in the room, even if I a) am clearly changing a diaper, b) am obviously using the toilet given that the door to the toilet closet is closed and we don’t have cable in there, or c) I’m making retching noises with my […] Read more


Ask a DUMB WHITE HUSBAND – REMOTE CONTROL

Which remote should I buy? – @photograstlker A great question with a couple of answers, depending on your needs. If you need to have the latest and most impressive features, check out this monster http://www.logitech.com/en-us/remotes/universal-remotes/devices/4708 If you want to have functional control over all of your devices, this one will do http://www.logitech.com/en-us/remotes/universal-remotes/devices/harmony-700-advanced-universal-remote Both of these […] Read more


Ask a DUMB WHITE HUSBAND – Watching Sports

How can I get my wife to let me watch all the Philly sports games? – Carl @unhappypainter Good question, Carl. I’ve done some research – which consisted mainly of watching bits and pieces of National Treasure this weekend on TV – and, unless Nicholas Cage has lied to me, Philadelphia is the birthplace of […] Read more


HAPPY LAUNCH GIFT

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Ask a DUMB WHITE HUSBAND

I’m looking forward to watching this site grow with the wisdom of Dumb White Husbands everywhere. Remember this always: Together we can be dumber than any one individual can be dumb alone. Let’s start things off with some questions. The Dumb White Husband will be answering a question each week. Questions from you. And, rest […] Read more


Who is the DUMB WHITE HUSBAND?

It’s me. It’s you. It’s that guy and what’s his face. The dumb white husband is the everyman that popular media serves up as the butt of every joke. There is no shame in this. It’s a proud American tradition to laugh at the family patriarch. We’re not here to complain about it. We’re here […] Read more