June 2013

Dumb White Husbands vs Zombies continues

It’s day two of the zombie uprising and John, Chris and Erik have decided to stay put and wait out the apocalypse. But, as the utilities start to fail, they are forced to improvise. All is going to plan when a secret buried in John’s past comes back to haunt them. Buy it now at […] Read more


The Original Summer Blockbuster

Jaws When I was nine years old we got cable for the first time. I remember the guy showing up one lazy summer afternoon to install the box, which was about half the size of our then state-of-the-art 19” color television set. No more rabbit ears for us; we were moving up in the world! […] Read more


Family Movie Night or WWIII

I’ve got three kids. Taking them to a movie is a pain in the ass. Danielle has 5 boys. So I asked her to share what it’s like taking the family to a movie just so I could feel better about myself. Here’s Danielle: If you don’t know already, having five children in the house […] Read more


Father Songs, Side A

Last month we ran through some spins dedicated mama in rock and roll. Now it’s June, and dad gets a turn in the jukebox. Not gonna like: it’s kind of a mixed bag here. See what you think. Papa Was a Rolling Stone – The Temptations: Papa was a rolling stone; wherever he laid his hat […] Read more


Blockbuster Beatdown: Iron Man vs. Wolverine

Iron Man versus Wolverine. Invincible armor against indestructible adamantium. A narcissistic American industrialist going toe-to-toe with a feral Canadian psychopath. A dynamic duo of self-involved assholery, finding ways to thwart the forces of evil despite themselves, with not one but two superhero franchises apiece. Disclaimer: As this is Big, Loud, Summer Movie Month at DWH, […] Read more


Why We’re Wrong Wednesdays: Over-fixin’

Dear Husband; I love you and your Mr. Fixit sensibilities, really I do. Far be it for me to complain about any of the innumerable projects you’ve poured your blood, sweat, cuss words, and time into. In the seven years we’ve been in this home, you’ve put so much energy into making it better and […] Read more


And, now, zombies

IT BEGINS TODAY Neighbors John, Chris and Erik all hate each other. A lot. But, when the dead rise from the grave they end up trapped together. Will these three suburban dads have what it takes to survive the zombie apocalypse? The epic series begins now in Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday. It’s the […] Read more


Dad or Superman? You Make the Call

We’ve all mistaken our dads for superheroes at some point. And if you have kids, you’ve probably been mistaken for one yourself. Considering how much overlap there is between “Dad” and “Superman”, we thought a guide would be helpful in making the distinction…and since both are highly featured this month, the cross-marketing opportunity couldn’t be […] Read more


BLOCKBUSTER BEATDOWN: THOR VS. SUPERMAN

Thor versus Superman. The Man of Steel against the God of Thunder. America’s super-powered Boy Scout going mano-a-mano with Asgard’s favorite son. Two nigh-invincible otherworlders with daddy issues, saving Earth and punching the ever-loving crap out of bad guys, one special effects extravaganza at a time. Disclaimer the First: As this is Big, Loud, Summer […] Read more


Why We’re Wrong Wednesday: We Can’t Find Stuff

If you have stopped by Dumb White Husband’s Why We’re Wrong Wednesday, then I am sure that you probably already know that this isn’t my first rodeo. And I know what you’re thinking, how can she have so much to say? Well allow me to explain, I am completely surrounded by 5 boys and 1 […] Read more


Parent Like An Action Hero: Sgt. Murtaugh

Some people call action movies mindless entertainment. Those people are just not trying hard enough to see the wisdom that those movies impart. Many of these lessons apply directly to parenting. The Movie:     Lethal Weapon The Hero:    Roger Murtaugh The Lesson:    Do the right thing In 1987 Danny Glover told us that he was too […] Read more


Coming Soon. Next Monday actually

Dumb White Husbands vs Zombie: Monday He’s America’s favorite stereotype. They are the living dead. It’s the slow and stupid against zombies and it all begins June 10th with Dumb White Husbands vs Zombies: Monday and you can get it for free. Just sign up here for my mailing list.


Summer’s Here!

Like the sequel that no one wanted, Dumb White Husband is back just in time for Summer. June is all about the movies, the blockbusters, the tentpoles, the franchises, the entertainment that asks nothing more of you than to sit and stare and take it all in. All this month we’ll be looking at summer […] Read more