Still Dumb .. The Weekly Wrap Up

I try to learn stuff every week so I won’t be so dumb. This week I learned:

LAUNDRY INSTRUCTIONS

This week I discovered that there is a whole list of instructions under the lid of the washing machine. (Don't get mad, I've opened the washing machine before this week). I never really looked at the instructions though. The instructions are longer than the Operator's Manual for my car. How can clothes be this complicated?

Now that I've got the time, I decided to actually read the instructions.

Then, I got bored, so I skipped to the part with the pictures and learned some stuff.

 

I was happy to see that my washer had a setting in case I get shot in the armpit with an arrow. 

 And, it's apparently endorsed by the Red Cross. So that's good.

I didn't know that you could put ice cream in there. But, everyone likes ice cream I guess. 

Holy Crap! I'm not sure what this is but it made my skin crawl. I hope there's a blood setting. 

And, finally, apparently, our washer is an exploding death trap waiting to unleash firey demon hands that will reach from the ground and kill us all. 

I feel better informed now and I'm glad I finally read all that stuff under there. Especially the death trap bit. It's good to know where the bombs in your house are located.

DUMB WHITE HUSBAND MOVIE NIGHT: LADIES' NIGHT

We're looking for suggestions for our next movies night and we're letting the ladies choose. Get your suggestions in and remember, this may be your one chance to make us watch that crap you like.


SOME THINGS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

• DWHLuna pleads to keep the outer in outer space.
• We were wrong again. It happens a lot.
• We yell at our kids because of monkeys.
• We bring back Ask A Dumb White Husband. You can ask us anything.

PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR DUMB WHITE HUSBANDS

Meaning us. We'd love it if you read our books.
They're fun and you can find them here.