Still Dumb ... But Learning

I try to learn stuff every week so I won’t be so dumb. This week I learned:


EVERYTHING WE WERE TAUGHT WAS A LIE (I’M ASSUMING)



It's all a lie. More specifically, where to put our hands is a lie. It seems now with the ubiquitousness of power steering and airbags, the old 10 and 2 is defunct. Now, it’s 9 and 3 or 8 and 4. Apparently we don’t need the force we used to for turning the wheel. Oh, and, at 10 and 2 the airbags will play a quick game of “quit hitting yourself” if they deploy. So, now I have to learn how to drive all over again.

You can take my word for it or watch this very boring video. 

This, along Pluto’s disgraceful fall from planetary status and indigo being kicked out of the Roy G Biv club, leads me to believe I should just forget everything I learned in school and start over. Shouldn’t take too long.
 

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