1.06.2013

The Future is Now

It’s time to stop complaining about the severe lack of jet pack or hovercraft in today’s world. Yes, we were promised these things and I have been one of the many demanding my rocket pack. Today that changed for me. Today I learned about Compressorhead and all I can say is that the future—the future we were promised—is here.


Not only are they robots, they are robots that play Motorhead. And, not only are they robots that play Motorhead, one has a both a mohawk and a minion that works the high hat.

Enjoy your future, world. You deserve it.



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4 comments:

  1. I had a comment, but then Ben deleted it (he claims by accident). So this is my meta comment. My comment about the comment, instead of my comment about the story.

    So there.

    Pffft.

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  2. In my defense the publish and delete options are really close together. Like really close.

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  3. I still want a jet pack or hovercraft.
    And I'm also dumbfounded by the lack of progress in the field of female cyborgs. I would have thought every lonely male scientist would be devoted to such advancements...

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    1. I'm pretty sure the drummer is a chick.

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